Instagram Captions for Every Type of Post

Do you find yourself always struggling to write catchy and engaging captions for your Instagram posts? So many of us do! The best type of captions are the ones that catch your users’ attention. Some of my all time fave captions are those punchy one-liners and when there is a pun involved!

So, I decided to write a bunch of my faves that will suit every occasion and help you with your content. Sometimes it’s nice to just draw inspo from some pre-written captions and then you can add your own flirty flair.

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Food/ Drink Captions:

  • Good Food = Good Mood.
  • You had me at Pizza.
  • Hey there, cutie pie!
  • A little slice of heaven.
  • Donut kill my vibessss
  • My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.
  • Suga, suga how’d you get so fly?
  • Eyes on the fries.
  • We accept the brunch we think we deserve!
  • I only came for the food…
  • Who ever said you can’t have it all didn’t have lunch at (insert restaurant name)
  • Twinkle, twinkle, little star, point us to the nearest bar.
  • Take a pitcher… it’ll last longer!
  • It’s 5 o’clock somewhere, right?

Skincare/ Beauty Captions:

  • Glowing skin is always in!
  • Good Skin, Good Mood, Good Day.
  • Life’s too short, buy that serum.
  • Me: rolls eyes at buying $10 salad. Also Me: spends future child’s college fund on skincare…
  • I just want clear skin, full eyebrows and 5 million dollars…
  • I like my products like my people. Non-toxic.
  • Siri, remove my makeup!
  • May your skin be glowin’ and your coffee be strong.
  • Your skin is an investment, not an expense.
  • Smile, sparkle, shine!
  • Filters are great, but healthy skin is better.
  • You dew you.
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Girl Boss Captions:

  • Know your worth… then add tax!
  • 0% luck, 100% hustle.
  • She believed she could, so she DID IT.
  • I’m too creative for nine to five.
  • Empowered women empower women.
  • Slay them with sweetness.
  • Oh honey, you are golden. Solid gold.

Day of the Week Captions:

  • Oh, Monday we meet again! Let’s do this.
  • Beat the Tuesday Blues with… (sell your product or service here)
  • When you think it’s Friday, but realise it’s only Wednesday.
  • It’s treat yo’self Thursday
  • Happy Happy FriYAY!
  • H E L L O Saturday, I love you!
  • Easy like Sunday morning.
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Holiday Captions:

  • Holiday calories don’t count… right?!
  • There’s no such thing as Monday’s when you’re on holidays.
  • H O L I Y A Y !
  • Pool days are better with a bestie by your side.
  • Vacation mode: Activated!
  • Too blessed to be stressed…
  • Be back NEVER!
  • Tropic like it’s hot.
  • Sea you soon!
  • In a relationship with: my passport.
  • It’s time to VACAY…

Funny Captions:

  • Friday… Our second-favourite F word.
  • Namast’ay in bed.
  • Ready for a drink… Or 5?!
  • I need a 6 month holiday, twice a year!
  • Rejection is just redirection.
  • After Tuesdays, even the calendar goes WTF.
  • The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside.
  • You are one in a melon.
  • Olive you a lot! 

And, that’s a wrap. Hopefully this helps you with writing your next Instagram caption or gives you some inspo!

x Teneal